fangsandfun: a teenage white girl sits at her laptop. she opens tumblr and types a new text post “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better” suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
staysequesteredxvx asked: youtube. com/watch?v=8ncwKOztYlw
What nationality are you?
Caucasian : I'm White
Mexican : I'm Latino
Black : I'm Black
Asian : I'm Black
Filipino: I'm Swag
thesecretdiaryoftara: i don’t want a guy who buys me flowers and treats me like a princess. i want a guy who loves me for me. will get shitty back at me when i do something wrong, someone who will laugh along with me when i do retarded things, who i fight with, who i absolutey hate some days but adore as much. because that to me is a best friend. someone who i can spend the rest of my life with...
samyulle: don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it